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GEORGE BUSH: THIEF OF BAGHDAD

There are a lot of theories in the world of Thieves, as well as the caused Grieves, but for the understanding of the knowledge of these theories, one needs to first catch on the Basic Meaning of the Whole concept. The Thief of Baghdad. Here we can understand all the theories of the Thief of Baghdad if we have the required knowledge to first of all understand what this means. The Word meaning in my humble most opinion is more than enough to be playing a good enough part in the lethal and legal understanding of this Concept. Likewise, let’s see what we need to understand, George Bush: The Thief of Baghdad. This clears a few things from the First Sight. First of all that there is someone called George Bush, and then, this person is a thief, a thief of Baghdad. We can understand that George bush has been thieving something from the City or Area whatever you want to say, from Iraq and especially from its capital called Baghdad.

This clears a few things, Bush is a Thief and the theft is done in Baghdad as I earlier explained to you. Now let us understand the whole concept of the theft of Baghdad in all the legal and non legal ways. The Theft is never an issue which can be understood as a good thing to happen to almost anyone in the world. If it is someone you would like to be thieved, then it is a different issue, but what we are talking about is the theft of Baghdad, so yes, the Thieving of things in Baghdad was not a joyful enough occasion to happen for the Baghdad people. But those who had the will to do it, apart from their whole life activities, this time got on to arrange their facade forces of the whole world without their prior intimation and then got to therefore make them their so called allies. Which was news for them, even then the Thief f Baghdad did no hesitate whatsoever to do anything else and firmly therefore started in the Drive of Thieving the Baghdad.

Let us first of all understand the motivation behind all this thieving by George Bush. Why does a person thieve? There are quite a few things we need to see here. First of all a person may thieve if he or she has a lack of the thing being theft in his own personal compatibility. Then the person might be in need of something in return from the material from theft… George Bush too, therefore proceeded with the Thieving of Baghdad, and then the person may bee feeling a bit adventurous so decides therefore to thieve without any kind of cause. Another thing which may be the cause of theft is that the person who is a thief now must be having an itch in hand to do something. Or he is a born thief; if he won’t thieve then nothing can give him the peace of mind. Thieve Thieve and Thieve is what he will be thinking so that is another thieving cause.

George Bush fits well in a number of causes around here. Thieving then…… George Bush is a Thief that’s certified… now why did he thieve? The point tells us that he may have a lack of theft material. So oil then. George Bush did not have oil so therefore he proceeded on to thieve Oil from Baghdad, hmm yes this fits. George Bush also needed something in return from the oil; money then, because George Bush might be a poor old beggar who had no money… hmm doesn’t fit…. then. What? Yes I got it, George Bush is bankrupt anyways, so therefore the George Bush needed money to come out of Bankruptcy; therefore he also got to make the Theft of Baghdad Adventure on the other hand….. Does not fit well, because…. he already had enough of it in Afghanistan. Itching in Hands? Afghanistan has again done the cause for it. The Born Thief theory though…… this fits. George Bush has had quite many encounters with thieving in the past years of his existence in the world, in childhood, stationeries, and in Old Age, well…. oil.

Now we have cleared why the George bush had thieved the Oil from Iraq. So now what we need to understand is that what was the procedure of all this theft happening in Baghdad. It is not that much of a hard issue; George Bush is a good actor too! And the utilization of his talents he knows very well. The George Bush had the therefore task for persuading the world to join him in the drive to Thieve Baghdad. George Bush’s real talent got on to show here in the face of Acting. So the people then saw how George Bush therefore got his all wits out to become n Oscar-worth actor of one own kind. You know things are unique too, and that is truly what he told the world he was. A Unique Actor!

Then as we move on to see that how he did all this, he showed the world his talent in the field of Acting and pleadingly asked every nation of the world to help him in this fight on terror. He even told them that this is the only time that he needs them again and Iraq is having Weapons of Mass Destruction in a widespread area and in a quantity that will blow the whole world up in 10 minutes. Such fears and lies got on to fear the world more than even a Dracula would do them… that’s true! The lie used here as a part of acting was even more sorrowful then the most horror able horror films! Such horror was published by him to the World Then. But this wasn’t the end, just the beginning of the Strategy of 007, I mean George Bush.

Then came the time! He was having a good enough coalition!! With all people tied up from every part of the World. The Power of Association showed up here! The whole association was made up of the countries that honored the Acting of our Hero with their own Oscars, means their support. Now let’s return to the great thievery. So the Thief of Baghdad standing on the monuments of lies and not having any association with any kind of truth. Had finally got success in turning quite many countries of the world in his own favor.

He could not have done so much exercise if he was standing on the platform of truth instead of the monument of lies instead because it was the monument which became the cause for him to be a resulting thief. So his invasion! Came up excitingly nicely. Without a prior intimation to the authority for the world called, as per George Bush, umm……….., now what was it…… how can I forget it…… hmmmm…….. U………something….. Yeaa UN. So UN finally. UN was not took concern of. As he thought that for doing a theft, you do not have to ask the judiciaries. It is true too! Now then the George Bush, without any kind of asking of Questions. As it also is a waste of time. Made full concern of the Nations with him though. The World on the other side of the wall……. was… what? Nothing!! The World of George Bush is only limited to the World that is OF George Bush, the other parts of the world….. Well…….. As per him………… do not exist too.

Then came with Drums! Err… bombs……. The Invasion of Iraq!!!!! So everyone came together!!!!! To DEPLOY! Umm….. Destroy…… the Peace and Stability in Iraq. Our hero led from the front!! The result you ask? Not very enthusiastic though, was that Thousands of troops entered Iraq illegally without a Visa….. THE VISA POWER! ~!!! Was overpowered. But we need to understand. Those thieves do not have an importance for the Visa. When asked, reply from them is…… Visa? As in, MasterCard Visa? Yep I steal them. Easy Cash! So that was the answer for the Word Visa. From thieves. Now lets move to the Invasion.

This part of story is quite short. He Came, he saw, he conquered. That was……. the thing for Napoleon. So Leave it. He Came! He hid! He saw! He hid! He theft and finally, he hid. That’s for George Bush. So then the Theft of Baghdad was done like this. Now let us see the whole plan of this theft of Baghdad. Well it cannot e judged as easily as we see it. The thievery of Baghdad has done and has used every other thing that could have been done. So then this thing was done. The war in Iraq was initiated and the thief had got under him al the people he could for the so called War on Terror. Actually behind the war was a thief. A thief of thieves. A thief of his own kind.

Further defining the Thief I would like to say that he was a thief of his own kind, he spent more then he earn, he threw way more than he can get , and he made more enemies then friends. He got more opposition then support and he lied more than truth. Such is the thief of Baghdad. And his thievery. So this thief when got to Iraq tried to get many many things out of that. Well at least the dreams were quite great, and not only great they were quite high on hopes for everyone associated with them. What? The dreams!! Oh you don’t know the dreams? The Dreams of the Dream boys…. the George Bush!! He had dreamt that the whole Iraq would pathetically surrender him their oil and the Oil would then give him so much wealth that he would never ever need the world to be attacked in any situation. What is my mean to say that, the Bush therefore had full faith and belied on Iraq that it would give his theft so much money that he would never need it any time more. The Bush therefore was gone with a mentality such as this.

But through this mentality, some destructive things came out. Wealth became Zero and Health Became Zero, but nothing came out from Iraq, the Thief’s strategy had failed. Iraq should have been a heaven for George, our thief in chief. I mean Commander in Chief. So our so called Commander in Chief therefore got on to stake everything he could in Iraq. Now let us look at the problems, which are our final sarcasm, I mean our final say for this article.

The Thief of Baghdad, when got in the Iraq with clear cut mentality of getting the money leeched and power sapped from Iraq, he was full with the confidence, or to say, over-confidence. George Bush therefore did not have a desire to return from Iraq without having a profit in Hand. But when he got to Iraq, things proved too wrong for him. He got criticized by the World and the lured lurettes, or so called Friends and Allies, snipped their hands back from this. Therefore our Thief of Baghdad did anything but could not have had succeeded in doing his profession. Thievery! You know.

Now he is trying to get a respectable comeback from Iraq, which not only in mine, but anyone’s view is not possible. Because you are a thief anyways, don’t think that thieving would give you a pretty comeback; you should also not think that you can return from Iraq to your country with a profit and without going to the hell. But a thief is thief, and the mentality is of the thief no matter what do you make him. The President of USA or the father of someone. It just doesn’t work out. Born Thief, forever thief.

Dr. Rajesh Dubey