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Prabhu Chawla is a name in the Indian media which always keeps on glittering with all its might, this is the one name in this scenario of talks and traits that always keeps on smiling, this is the name which is never sad, or never cries, even if you curse him. It doesn’t matter who you are for such a situation to happen, the only thing that matters is who is in front of you, is it Prabhu Chawla?

Prabhu Chawla, started his media walk with the notorious India Today magazine, and became an editor of it, which, obviously did a lot of negative stuff to the magazine, such as deploying the quality of the articles, hmmm, favoritism, a spot to get the Non Sense articles of Prabhu Chawla and many more, probably money too.

So Prabhu, was always hungry for getting a platform of his non existing knowledge and wanted to get it with all his might, and tried each and every thing which he can do for it, well joining hands, pressing legs, feast of money etc. Which all gave him one title, Prabhu Chawla : Born for Flattery.

When the Aaj Tak channel started, another thing also known as the cancellation of job began roaming over Prabhu’s head, so Prabhu was again back on track and started flattering people, therefore getting a firm spot in Aaj Tak, as the presenter of the Seedhi Baat program, one in which the politicians are invited, made drink tea and water, talked with and flattered too, the last addition is by Prabhu Chawla, so he was appointed as the presenter rather to say as the host of program, and it was a happy Prabhu, because he had never expected things to come by like that and he got all he needed, now he can get someone to talk with ( probably because nobody liked to talk with him ) and let out his knowledge ( non existent ) in front of everyone as well as to show what he was born for, Flattery.

So the Seedhi Baat was the Aaj Tak’s answer for various programs on other news channels, it was supposed to stand up in their competition, to fight them to snatch the TRP etc. You know, the Politicians are usually afraid to come in good interviewer’s shows as they always get the truth out of them, but to everyone’s surprise, all the politicians started coming in Prabhu Chawla’s program, the Seedhi Baat

Reason behind this, Prabhu Chawla was never a person who can get the truth out of anyone, because he himself is the bundle of lies. And therefore he never had any problem in getting the politicians, which are of his kin. While the other talk shows had to be satisfied with small cabinet ministers, bigger ministers and leaders of political parties started blessing Prabhu, he also saw this as a perfect spot to develop his flattering fluttering relationships with the politicians so that he can always stand up as a firm media person and can never get flamed, Prabhu is a really safe going person which was the cause that he never ever tried to converse with everyone the hot way, he tried to be cool , and it  was mandatory to ask questions, or else Prabhu would have had only been flattering the politicians.

Whenever there came a hot question, Prabhu started cooling it down, Prabhu never tried to make the Politicians uncomfortable, he always thought that the politicians should be made comfortable, on the show of Prabhu, the Chawla show, I mean the Seedhi Baat show, so  there was Prabhu, flattering as always.

Slowly, Prabhu started gaining more and more popularity amongst the politicians, he started attending dinners and banquets at big places, such as Advani’s house, Mulayam’s bungalow and many more, Prabhu now started seeing the golden days of life, which were  based on the pillars of flattery, all that Prabhu had worked for, the technology he himself had developed, the technology which was his invention, his very own thing, his discovery of new methods of flattering people etc. which Prabhu thinks as his key to success.

Prabhu Chawla used to be very tight in the days of India Today, because of the plain and rough behavior of the main of the whole corporation, Arun Puri, this roughness and toughness and stiffness all trapped the Prabhu from doing furthermore things he devised for, Then one day, Spice was added to the life of Arun Puri and everything was changed in the world of journalism. Flowers began to bloom, fragrances began floating, birds
started singing. Roughness turned into smoothness, Anger turned into love, Full pants became halves, work became holiday, hotness became cold and rocks melted like an iceberg. All was changed, even the hard hearts were turned into Angels, and Media had become a medium for the expression of the love and joy of life, err……Spice…. Prabhu was free, and was geared up to do whatever he wanted to, as the effect of Spice does not go for a long time, So now Arun Puri had blended in the Spice and Prabhu was free.

Now Prabhu thinks that he is attending all these parties banquets, ceremonies of big shots so he is a very important person and is respected a lot all over the world, but no Prabhu you are wrong, actually your flattery has ruined your own image, this is the thing that has got you to be down in front of all the people of India, this is the thing which has spoilt your personality (even if you ever had one). This is the real thing and is the one which has ruined you and your image. Now people don’t respect you or do any other such thing. And you know something, flattery is not universally applicable and this article is no exception of it.

But what has Prabhu got to do with all this? It has got him name and fame, he does not care from where, the only thing he cares about is whether the name and fame is there or not, and evidently it is, which is why Prabhu will never leave Flattery, just because Prabhu Chawla, is Born for Flattery.

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