Statuatory warning: The article below is purely a work of fiction.
Natwar Singh has died in his cabin of a heart attack while he was looking at his photo with his son and accidently flipped over a page that had another picture of his son, but this time it was of many years back when he was born, apparantely Natwar couldn’t resist the shock of the tragedy which happened many a day back.
On this happy, erm, I mean sad demise of Natwar Singh our news channel caught up with the glimpses of a few famous people of India, lets see what our reporter had to talk with them. Firstly our reporter catched up with Manmohan Singh who was found sealed in the parliament basement, apparently he was crying, we decided to talk with him.
Reporter: Hello Mr. Prime minister
Manmohan: Who? no sorry he doesn’t live here
Reporter: I mean Hello Mr. Manmohan Singh Ji
Manmohan: Hello Hello
Reporter: Manmohan Ji tell us what’d you like to say on the demse of Mr. Natwar Singh
Manmohan: I’ll let you know as soon as I get to know.
Manmohan Ji exited but our brave camera team caught up with yet another person, Mr. Communist Yechuri, following is a synopss of the conversation we had with him.
Reporter: Hello Mr. Yechuri
Yechuri: Please fix the camera angle, it should be focused on me, don’t you know the basics?
*after 10 minutes*
Reporter: Good enough Mr. Yechuri?
Yechuri: Ah yes now its better
Reporter: So what would you like to say on the demise of Mr. Natwar Singh?
Yechuri: Actually it is the scheme of the opposition to dominate our government because our government is running as smoothly as it can and Sonia Ji is one of the most powerful figures in the Indian politics and we all respect Sonia Ji but we do have some opinion differences which we will sort out and we will always stand for the welfare of our country and for the welfare of our people, this is the object of our party and also I…
Reporter: Thank you Yechuri Ji thank you very much.
Our reporters kept running for life but were hit by a falling person, who fell with our reporters, we decided to see who it was and lo and behold it was none other than Mr. Arjun Singh!
Reporter: Hello Arjun Ji why were you falling?
Arjun: Now I have become old and it is the responsibility of the new generation like Rahul Baba to come and take over the position of our old…
Reporter: Oh thats okay now Arjun Ji what are your thoughts on Natwar Singh’s demise?
Arjun: Natwar Singh was a great party member of our party and Natwar Singh was not only a person but also a personality and we all respected him, and it is all because of the involvement and blessings of the people of our country on him and as well as me that this has happened and all the people of my country are great and they are the decider and the best judge of any circumstances of the Indian Government and I salute to the Indian people for the decisions they make and for the work they have done for our country and I also congratulate the people of Mumbai for their bravery and unity when the Mumbai Bomb Blasts happened and that is why I have congratulated them.
Reporter: Thank you very much for your time Arjun Ji.
Shortly after our camera team slammed into Mr. Lalkrishna Advani and he was more than willing to talk so we decided to let him.
Reporter: Hello Mr. Advani
Reporter: Advani Ji Natwar Singh just died so what do you want to say on this?
Advani: Bharatiya Janata Paraty will always hold upon its values and qualities and…
Reporter: No No Mr. Advani about the demise!
Advani: The demise of Mr. Dilawar Singh is like a shock to me and I still can’t believe the grief of his going, I was just eating my cake when someone told me that Peshawar Singh has died so I said why did you die Jorawar Singh and then I remembered how Bihar Singh and I, in our college days we used to talk about Indian politics and when Bhusawal Singh spoke in the oppostion it was like, as if Gangadas Gandhi was speaking and Revolver Singh was a great personality and we won’t get any other personality like Bhairavat Singh ever again. Reporter? what happened to you?
By this point of time, our reporters had fainted.