Hello there readers, and welcome to the brand new edition of the Doomsday column by yours truly Double B.
Now firstly I would like to point out this little faction we have in our great country of India. This faction is called the communist faction, the left wing, or shall we say even The rotten apples. Alright assumptions aside, lets talk about them. Communism is a great theory and it also is an excellent way of running a country.
India is a democratic country, our core base is democracy, we couldn’t care less about communism and communist nations’ way of working, since we are Democratic, its printed in Huge letters in our constitution, titled in bold and read as “INDIA IS A DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC”.
But even then, for some reason, we have got these degenerates among us, these people who are illegitimate children of democracy and communism, lets call them, the INDIAN COMMUNISTS! These awesome creatures are found widely inhabiting the region of West Bengal. One could easily spot them going around… in circles, often contradicting what they themselves say and do.
To spot these creatures, you don’t have to do much, just look out for any hippy looking person in Gandhi style clothing, that will be a communist, you could also try talking to other non hippie people and the “khadoos” part will be all for communism’s quota.
This, shall we say, political group of our country India, the left wing, is about as illegal as it seems to you right now, and this is all out of logic. Communism is not equal to Democracy so how the hell is Communism existing within democracy as a democratic party trying to rule a democratic country? Oh but then lets not forget they are illegitimate to begin with.
Secondly, these people are the same ones who were known to have been in support of the country of China in the 1962 Indo china war. Shouldn’t they have been prosecuted then and there for being Traitors to the nation? These were the same people who supported Indira Gandhi’s emergency when the whole nation was seized of Civil Rights, oh and not to forget, they were also against Computers and Internet, which is by far one of the major causes of India’s rise to the International platform as an economic power.
And now, they let out the biggest moronic decision of their lives out of their big mouths. That was, to destroy any chances of the Indo-US nuclear deal happening. This deal was dreamt of by the NDA government, made into a reality by the Congress government and shattered in a blow by Communists. These people clain to be very much in the support of the poor people of our country, but looks like they aren’t.
If the deal would have been done, the villagers in different areas of our country whose farmlands are not having crops on them due to lack of water and electricity would have got enough electricity to give our nation an agricultural boom, so many people currently poor would have got good incomes, people would have become employed, electricity would have become not as big of a problem as it is now and various needs would have fulfilled.
But then our communist bigots, they had to swivel their leg deep inside the throat of this agreement, and stash it in a way that the agreement would die and get canceled. They did just that. Goes on to prove how anti-nation these freaks really are.
What these people are objecting on is the fact that the United States needs to assure that India is performing the nuclear operations right and therefore they will send their scientists to our country to inspect and check the nuclear plans and see whether everything is working well, guess what FREE TECHNICAL SUPPORT FOR LIFETIME. But nooooo the communists dont want this, too bad . The agreement also states that Indian scientists could also go visit the American plants in the same way, so what is the big deal then Communists? you don’t want this to happen?
I’ll tell you why they did this. The communists are supporting the Congress party with a small number of seats with them. Communists think that if they don’t keep reminding the Congress party (who by the way are also selfish) that their existence is extremely important, then the congress party will take them for granted and not care for them as much as they need to be cared for.
So then the Communists keep putting barriers and barriers and some more barriers in everything that is done, just to show, that we big mouthed losers still exist and its only because we exist that the country’s government exists.
Lets take the opposite scenario now, the communists don’t want a deal to happen, so that means that they want the poor villager farmers to keep committing suicide from the lack of electricity, they want to let people die of starvation and thirst, they are increasing poverty, they are supporting other nations to get better from our nation, Communists are simply traitors.
Doomsday says: Hate Communists of India. Period.